Besides, I’m pretty sure greek gods don’t have time for razors. I’ve noticed that in comic books, characters that REALLY need to exemplify manliness are always beardy.

It must really help with the ladies – adds an air of mystique, perhaps? If it’s one thing comic books have taught me, it’s that douchebag multimillionaires always have to have perfectly styled facial hair. Or something like that.īut really, do I honestly need an explanation for THOR’S beard? I’d be worried if he DIDN’T have one. If you don’t have a beard on Valhalla, you shouldn’t be in Valhalla. Strange probably has pixies from some other dimension perfectly manicure his never a hair out of place chin-style. In order to look properly mysterious, one has to have a pointy goatee – don’t you know? Dr. Whilst he may not ALWAYS have some hairs on his little chinny chin chin, his sideburns TECHNICALLY count as facial hair… and they put most men’s full heads of hair to shame.

Wolvie is the epitome of epic beardy manliness. Screw the chiseled jaw All American Superheroes – I like my men grizzly and hairy. This brings me to my article this week – the top five comic book characters with facial hair. But instead I will be mad appreciative of all the men around me rocking facial hair for the next month, and wish every month were No Shave (insert month here). Let me tell you, if I had the capabilities of growing a huge beard and it was socially acceptable for a woman to do so, I’d be all about it. No Shave November is exactly what it sounds like, but Movember is just thr growing of an epic moustache. It helps raise awareness for not awesome things like Prostate Cancer and other men’s health issues, and it also contributes to charities that pertain to these things. Both of these movements rely on community involvement where men don’t shave for the entire month of November, and go as far as investing in the best beard balm and a trimmer, and start curating the moustaches and beards women love so much (whether they admit it or not). November encompasses two awesome things that pertain to beards – No Shave November and Movember. I’m sure there’s some sort of deep rooted daddy issues that cause me to love beards the way that I do, but I’d rather not explore that right now.

Moustaches and beards get my motor running. I am one of those women that is madly attracted to men with hairy faces. No, I love November for one thing in particular – facial hair. It’s not for the changing leaves and the fire coloured skies – it’s not the daylight savings (an extra hour of drinking on one night out of the year, whoo!) – it’s not the one day of the year where I can eat as much as possible and not feel guilty. November is my favourite month of the year, but not for the reasons most people would assume.

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